Enjoy guaranteed savings on the latest tech in 2025. Delivered to your doorstep in 16 days if not less.
ALONE YOU ARE A SLAVE TO CAPITALISM. BUT TOGETHER...
WE CAN MAKE YOUR
FAVOURITE TECH
PRODUCTS
AFFORDABLE.
WE CAN MAKE YOUR FAVOURITE TECH PRODUCTS AFFORDABLE.
More bees.
More Discount.
An app that empowers you to buy with your friends. The more friends (bees) the more buying power. The bigger the discounts.
MORE BEES = MORE DISCOUNT
Join the revolution against predatory pricing in tech. Spread your wings, pledge on products, and enjoy bigger discounts. Every bee wins.
For centuries, the men upstairs decided what you can or cannot buy. Then, they stripped you of your money and power.
What was once £1000 became £2000.What was once steel became plastic.
You were deprived of choice...
You were deprived of choice...
You decide what you see.
You influence the prices.
You have the last word.
This is reformation and you are the center of it.
We are here to fight the vilest battles for you.
You influence the prices.
You have the last word.
This is reformation and you are the center of it.
We are here to fight the vilest battles for you.
LIFE is L without Yeebee
Bandish needs a new phone. His ancient 2015 iPhone 6s is swelling like it OD’d on laxatives. The latest model will cost him two months worth of rent. Quick math says he needs to flip 15,938 burgers to afford it. Dad just wired him £500 to save his jacksie from the HMRC. Forget asking him for more money. The guilt. The shame. The bloody shame! *screams into abyss* To Bandish’s misfortune, Apple doesn’t accept kidneys as payment.
LIFE IS W WITH YEEBEE
Bandish needs a new phone. He’s not delulu. Ecomm is a scam orchestrated by Bezos and his capitalist minions. Overpriced commodities, non-existent QC, or safety assessments... So, he runs to yeebee, shows em’ the exact model he wants — and they secure it for him at a staggering discount that’s big enough to make his wallet grow legs and do the mariachi dance. As he laughs his way to the bank, a state of calm sets in. His kidney is safe.
BIG DISCOUNT ENERGY THE BIGGER THE RIZZ, THE BIGGER THE SAVINGS
BIG DISCOUNT ENERGY THE BIGGER THE RIZZ, THE BIGGER THE SAVINGS
BIG DISCOUNT ENERGY THE BIGGER THE RIZZ, THE BIGGER THE SAVINGS
HOW YEEBEE SAVES YOU A SH TLOAD OF MONEY.
We only curate our marketplace to what YOU want. When you or other yeebees pledge on any product, we have numbers and when we have numbers, we have rizz (boring econs teachers call it bulk-buying)
Yeesee
Browse our site for the things on your wishlist.
YeeBee
Pledge on the product you (desperately) want.
Yeeknow
Get notified as discount milestones are reached.
Yeepee
When pledge ends, we ship it straight to you
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Good things in life are meant to be shared. But some good things mustn’t be handed out too generously like Domino’s flyers. Our society is teeming with greedy capitalist pigs who seek to destroy the utopia we have cultivated in the sanctuary we call yeebee.
To protect our mission, we must be discrete.
Like most cults, we are everywhere and anywhere. You just don’t notice it. *Illuminati theme song plays* As of now, we are based in Discord. Come on in. Take a stroll. No blood oaths obligated. Anti-capitalists only*.
*If you’re an undercover spy from the capitalist regime, we want to commend you for your bravery in making it this far. You have very big balls for someone with such a flammable house.
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THE BIGGER THE YEEHIVE, THE BIGGER THE DISCOUNT